The advantage of being unemployed is that many activities that would normally not be worth your time suddenly become viable past-times. Today I noticed several bikes strewn on the front lawn from some local neighborhood kids. Normally I would just sit on the porch swing and play on my phone but today I had the irresistible urge to stack them on top of each other.
The kids came out later with a mixture of awe and annoyance. Apparently they don't appreciate when someone touches their new bike.
four bikes up on top
don't touch my new bike